Game Time

Let's play a little game, shall we? 

I tell you something I said, and you have to guess if I said it to one of these:

 

Babby, in her natural state

 

Flabby, with a little tongue action

 

Shabby looking, well, pretty shabby

Or to this:

 

Calm down, Blog Fans. That's just mud. 

And here we go!

1. Please don't bite my foot!

2. Don't scoot your butt on the carpet.

3. Stop licking the kitchen floor.

4. You honestly just threw up on my clean sheets?

5. Please don't bring dead bugs in to play with...or lives ones, for that matter!

6. How did you get avocado smeared down your back??

7. Stay out of the toilet water!

8. If that didn't smell so offensive, it might be slightly impressive.

9. Why are you licking the wall?

10. It's trash day. Please go set yourself at the curb and wait for pick-up.

***Ready to check your answers and see how well you did?*** 

1. Bean

2. Flabby

3. All four of them

4. Shabby multiple times, Bean once or twice

5. Shabby and Babby

6. Shabby (I'll give you one guess as to how the avocado got there)

7. Bean. The dogs know better than that.

8. Bean

9. Bean, Shabby, and Babby

10. All four, almost every week.

Your scores: 

If you got fewer than five correct, you get no prize.

If you got between five and seven correct, no prize.

However, if you got eight or more answers correct, you still get no prize. What do you think I'm running here? Some sort of charity? Geeze.